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LEAVE 2018 ALONE!

Classic new year new me drivel Despite it being only January, 2018 has already had to take time off due to stress. The remarkable amounts…

Horoscopes by ABBA

This issue we invited guest psychic’s Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni-Frid to reveal what is going on in your life right now. Taurus You’re going…

News in Brief

Another day, another morning where Theresa May wakes up in a cold sweat, heart beating erratically as she shouts: “let me out!”. Relieved for one…

Horoscopes

Aries You’ll get a haircut this month. Is it because, due to this horoscope, you just realised your hair is getting just a little too…