Melania Trump Shows Off Talents as First Lady by Designing Rustic ‘El-Chapo Inspired’ White House Escape Tunnel United States First Lady, Melania Trump, exhibited her…
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It’s a fake poll (yay) Every week we poll QM students on a random question! This week, we asked students “what keeps Queen Mary running?”…
Who knows if I’m even being sarcastic here… Dear Tony, My heart skipped a beat when you were trending on Twitter the other week. I…
This week’s Politics and IR event, ‘Coffee and Politics: Is the Israeli-Palestinian two state solution ‘dead’?’ has done the impossible: made peace attainable in the…
Reports have come in that a woman in the first-floor library toilets OD’d on Vitamin B tablets during the January exam period. The woman apparently…
Classic new year new me drivel Despite it being only January, 2018 has already had to take time off due to stress. The remarkable amounts…
This issue we invited guest psychic’s Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni-Frid to reveal what is going on in your life right now. Taurus You’re going…
Pundits on the right of politics were left stunned this evening as free speech was allowed on a university campus. An individual, who wasn’t a…
Darren, self-proclaimed spokesman for the world, in the early hours of Friday morning declared ‘that cutesy girl who unsuspectedly likes really hardcore stuff’ an overused…
We’ve all enjoyed a giggle at the expense of someone tripping up in the revolving doors, but for some it is not a laughing matter.…