I never thought I would live through a pandemic. I didn’t even know these things existed anymore, but I guess the struggle of Man vs…
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Quarantine has been getting to me lately. I tried the usual advice: I gave myself a haircut, screwed up giving myself a haircut, shaved the…
Recently, I had the fortune to talk to a Student—a wonderful specimen of his kind—who is currently enjoying the fruits of online learning. Hereby I…
Students are dumping, treading and trampling over typical, old fashioned ways of relieving stress. No more of the chamomile, green and peppermint teas. There is…
Welcome to Queen Mary World News, your monthly satirical update on current affairs. In other news: -Both are over 90, and experiencing the fast and…
I have heard of this group of superheroes, almost impossible to catch a glimpse of, but I heard they are amazing (obviously an unbiased opinion).…
Ladies and Gents, Welcome to the fight of the year! This epic battle will determine what is on everyone’s mind today: who, out of the…
You probably missed the fact that The Print was asking QMSU President candidate Talhah Atcha discreet questions during the Whitechapel Question Time and he was…
A new crime has been targeting universities and colleges: student hacking. Tragic. Who would have thought? In this new era where technology runs the world,…
October is ‘Black History Month,’ or for thirty one days people are going to embrace the temporary awareness of a part of history which should…