Foreign Correspondent: Queen Mary World News
Welcome to Queen Mary World News, your monthly satirical update on current affairs. In other news: -Both are over 90, and experiencing the fast and…
Satire
Women’s March: To Infinity and Beyond
I have heard of this group of superheroes, almost impossible to catch a glimpse of, but I heard they are amazing (obviously an unbiased opinion).…
UK vs. USA: Who’s the biggest loser?
Ladies and Gents, Welcome to the fight of the year! This epic battle will determine what is on everyone’s mind today: who, out of the…
Our paralinguistic interview with Talhah Atcha (QMSU President candidate)
You probably missed the fact that The Print was asking QMSU President candidate Talhah Atcha discreet questions during the Whitechapel Question Time and he was…
The great debate: Hacking… is it all that bad?
A new crime has been targeting universities and colleges: student hacking. Tragic. Who would have thought? In this new era where technology runs the world,…
Black History Month: When we actually start caring about black people
October is ‘Black History Month,’ or for thirty one days people are going to embrace the temporary awareness of a part of history which should…
Dixie Chicken commended for beautiful breasts
An iconic Mile End chicken shop has recently been celebrated for the size, shape, and even perkiness of their wonderful breasts which have left many…
Recent graduate would like to thank spark notes, google scholar and the ctrl+F function for her degree
Recent politics graduate, Anna (22), has come forth on Facebook to thank those who really helped her through her degree. In her recent post on…