What Keeps QM running? (poll)

What Keeps QM running? (poll)

It’s a fake poll (yay) Every week we poll QM students on a random question! This week, we asked students “what keeps Queen Mary running?”…

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Ongoing War on Supplements: Woman who OD’d on Vitamin B tablets

Ongoing War on Supplements: Woman who OD’d on Vitamin B tablets

Reports have come in that a woman in the first-floor library toilets OD’d on Vitamin B tablets during the January exam period. The woman apparently…

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5 things you could do other than demanding the university to ‘no platform’ someone

5 things you could do other than demanding the university to ‘no platform’ someone

Engage in the debate being proposed by attending and challenging the speaker   Not attend the event, instead of trying to deny others the opportunity…

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Cutesy girl who unsuspectedly likes hardcore stuff officially declared cliché

Darren, self-proclaimed spokesman for the world, in the early hours of Friday morning declared ‘that cutesy girl who unsuspectedly likes really hardcore stuff’ an overused…

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Man, I feel like a woman: Can you be a woman for Halloween?

Usually I write for the satire section, and upon proposing the idea for this article to a friend she thought it was a humorous set…

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News in Brief

Another day, another morning where Theresa May wakes up in a cold sweat, heart beating erratically as she shouts: “let me out!”. Relieved for one…

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QM faculty encouraged to name published works in “millennial-friendly manner”

QM faculty encouraged to name published works in “millennial-friendly manner”

Recent reports coming from disgruntled QMUL faculty are that the media team over at QM headquarters, (aka the never-ending, Escher-like hellscape that is the Queens’…

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Clement Attlee statue to be replaced by…

Clement Attlee statue to be replaced by…

As you all well know, QM released a suggestion box last week to propose what or who the statue of Clement Attlee should be replaced…

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