December Horoscopes
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PREHISTORIC HUMAN FOUND BENEATH GEOGRAPHY SQUARE DURING FRESHERS “ACTUALLY JUST MATURE STUDENT LED ASTRAY”
Laboratory staff were shocked last week when a fossilised mammalian assemblage stood up and fell into a corner, where unconfirmed sources suggest it may have vomited in a bin. The…
Claims The Prince George Brawled With Paparazzi “Untrue” Say Buckingham Palace
Claims that the young prince assaulted a photographer as he was helped into his car seat have been strenuously denied by the Windsors this week.…
WET SUMMER WREAKS HAVOK WITH THE REAL ALE MARKET
A record wet August across the UK has reportedly left large swathes of London massively undersupplied in real ale. According to Campaign For Real Ale…
MAN WHO JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT TTIP FURIOUS NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT TTIP
The infamously unknown Trans-Atlantic Trade & Investment Partnership deal has continued to wreak havoc with a small proportion of the public this week. The trade…
Stylist Wins Top Award From Institute Of Structural Engineers
Alex Cornwallis became the youngest ever recipient of the prestigious Structural Engineering Excellence award this year for his outstanding work on presidential candidate and real-estate…
Not Another ‘Go Green’ Article
Environmental Geography student and The Print’s Satire Editor, Daniel Crewe, gives us his locally-sourced, organic and non-GMO opinion on why we need to change our…