You probably missed the fact that The Print was asking QMSU President candidate Talhah Atcha discreet questions during the Whitechapel Question Time and he was responding via body language whilst up in front of the crowd.
We have inserted a transcript (of sorts) of the low-key interview below:
How do you shake your Coke bottle?
How would you ballroom dance by yourself?
If you were a waiter, how would you carry plates?
How big is your majority going to be?