Recent graduate would like to thank spark notes, google scholar and the ctrl+F function for her degree

Recent politics graduate, Anna (22), has come forth on Facebook to thank those who really helped her through her degree.

In her recent post on the online platform, she wrote: “I can’t honestly emphasise enough how much I owe my 2:1 bachelor’s in politics to these three things.”

“Spark notes,” she continued “which translated Hobbes into English for me.”

“Google scholar, which would always find me a substantiating source, even if it was from a failed PhD candidate publishing under a third rate university like Iowa State.”

“And the ctrl+f function, which allowed me to easily search for buzzwords within a 90 page source, meaning I thankfully didn’t have to read it all.”