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Aspiring wizards have wands confiscated on night out

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hangover

On a rather grim and miserable Wednesday evening in January, Drapers decided to host a Harry Potter themed Poundstretcher. Eager to head out and court the local Ginnys – an army of Harry Potter impersonators descended upon the Students’ Union bar.

Yet, to the dismay of everyone present, the wand of every Harry was confiscated at the door due to the risk of them being used as weapons. This paramount health and safety concern drastically lowered the calibre of the evening – rendering the wizards without a trusty chat-up line, and the muggles profoundly unimpressed.

Let’s hope Drapers finds use for that bucket of confiscated wands. Perhaps they could make a giant stick house, use them as drumsticks, or perhaps drinks stirrers, just to add a touch of well-needed class.


Photo by Ester Marie Doysabas on Unsplash

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