What Keeps QM running? (poll)

What Keeps QM running? (poll)

It’s a fake poll (yay)

Every week we poll QM students on a random question! This week, we asked students “what keeps Queen Mary running?” Here are some select answers:

  • Caffeine addictions
  • Student-teacher sexual tension
  • A crippling fear of peer-measured failure
  • The fact that King’s College only has a limited amount of spaces
  • A keen sense of masochism
  • The very real need to get a job
  • A long history of colonialism which has structurally privileged intellectual thought originating and taught in England

 

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Section: Satire

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