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ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS BACK WITH TONED LEGS AND NEW BOO

And boy, have we been waiting patiently!

After a long absence from the public eye, Anna Nicole was seen today with a new beau in Venice Beach, CA, strolling, shopping, and showing off her toned legs.

“We’re so glad she’s back” says Memoreigh Leigh, chair of the Anna Nicole Smith Film Collective. “We loved Anna in Wasabi Tuna and we can’t wait for her to start filming again! But who knows what’s gonna happen,” added Leigh of the Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult star.

Experts confirm to The Print that Anna Nicole’s legs have never been in better shape. In fact, one of those guys went even further and said that Anna Nicole’s legs were “so damn toned you could see the slightly bronzed bone beneath.” Lapping up that beautiful Venice sun! Super!

And as for speculation on Anna Nicole’s new piece, we just don’t know! We honestly don’t know! And her prolonged absence from the limelight suggests Anna Nicole wants her privacy upheld, and we respect that. So The Print contacted eye-witnesses from the scene who describe the mystery hunk to have been draped in a long, black cloak, and clutching a long, sharp scythe. So mysterious!

Even though this hunk of beef was covered completely by his gown of night, a variety of possible identities were suggested, spanning from Robin Williams to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Anna Nicole was herself unavailable for comment.

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