Clement Attlee statue to be replaced by…

Clement Attlee statue to be replaced by…

As you all well know, QM released a suggestion box last week to propose what or who the statue of Clement Attlee should be replaced by. The response to the poll has been overwhelming and here below are the most popular suggestions, all of which are being taken very seriously by the university as possible replacements.

  • Statue McStatue Face
  • A giant blunt
  • The Clement Attlee statue, but the book is badly spray-painted as “The communist Manifesto” by Karl Marx
  • A physical representation of existential dread
  • Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana
  • Just an egg

We look forward to the final result, for which the polls will open next week.

 

Image: Blanca González Alba


Section: Satire

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